Family jokes
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
My uncle <3
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
Your mom!
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?