Family jokes
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Your mom gay.
You can't give an orphan homework.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
MY BABYS
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
I remember my grandma's last words:
"What are you doing with that axe?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Your mom is a mom!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Mom, I’m pregnant.
Are you drunk? Why? Because you’re boy.
Hey dad, I'm hungry!
Hi hungry, I'm dad. Why did you name me this way, why why why?
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child?
"I love you Twoson."