Family jokes
When you meet your gf at the family reunion.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.