Family jokes
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
Hi, son.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
You're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵