Family jokes
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Memes
what you get
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. ðŸ˜
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Beans, your mum is fat!
I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.