Family jokes

You're an orphan.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

I got my son a bike for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying.

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

What's a native chick say after sex?

"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭

Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵

Beans, your mum is fat!

Hi, son.

Why'd my grandpa fall over?

'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.

Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Did you adopt your dog?

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”