My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Mom! (DYM 14)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
