Family jokes
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Memes
Not now..
Your mom.
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.