Family jokes
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Your dad is gone.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?