Family jokes
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
my dad is good
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
When I was born, I saw you at the adoption center alone.
That day your dad got milk. 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.