Family jokes

My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.

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If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.

"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!

I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.

What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?

An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

My cousin really loves baseball.

He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.