Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Family Jokes
Why do orphans love Dom Toretto?
Because "family is everything!"
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why can't an orphan have a website?
... No homepage.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Your dad is gone.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
Because they don’t have a daddy to run back to.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Your Nan.
WHAT? MY NAN IS DEAD!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call your mom?
Basement bound.
