Family jokes
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
My brother truly is a numbskull.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Yo mamma is so dumb, she will watch Disney Junior all night long.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
What is the difference between the human rights act and a dad?
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
My brother Taf likes to pee the bed.