Family Jokes

So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"

UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!

My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3

Stop making these, I am orphan, pls stop.

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

When strict parents👍

The text on the image reads: "Jas: or shows a pic of my dead bf bc my dad snapped his neck."

Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!

Yo mama soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 1 hour later ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Why do any orphans have sex?

Because they can't call anyone "daddy."

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."

Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?

Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.

Who likes penis?

My cousin!

My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol