Family jokes
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Uder the sheets.
Under the sheeeets. Me and your mother making your brother.
Under the sheets. Do do do do dododoodoooddododoodo.
SEX KIDS FUCKING VIRGINS
Your mom walked into another bar and broke all the furniture. Again.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣