Family jokes
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Memes
my dad is good
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa!
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.