Family jokes

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?

Friend: But you're an orphan.

Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!

Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.

I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

Why did the orphan commit a crime?

Because they wanted to be wanted!

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized!

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Why can't orphans use iPhones?

There's a home button.

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home, lol.

When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples actually get picked.

What are an orphan's favorite shoes?

White Vans.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!

Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.