Family jokes
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
Ur mom fat lol.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds
What's the difference between my dad and my stepdad?
My stepdad beat my ass before he left.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Yo mama is so fat, she can’t even fit in the suitcase.
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.