Family jokes
My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Sike, I lied, your mom is a guy!
Why do orphans like the movie Home Alone?
Because they're home alone themselves!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Your dad is gone.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."