Family jokes
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Wait, this is the category "dick." Sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up.
If BLESSEDBRIAN were any more inbred, he’d be a SANDWICH.
My dad told me "No electronics at the table," so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.