Family jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Memes
Meet your new evil overlord
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans do it?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When the card declines on child insurance.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.