Family jokes
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
When the card declines on child insurance.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.