Family jokes
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between me and you?
I leave white stains in your mom's bed, and you leave white stains in my mom's bed!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.