Family jokes
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why does an orphan hate playing baseball?
Because it has no home base.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
When the card declines on child insurance.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.