Family

Family jokes

Orphan

    • Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!

    Orphan: Yes I do.

    Gina: What do you have then?

    Orphan: Parents.

    Gina: LIAR!

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    • Burrito

    • The Mexican landscaper came to cut our lawn. My mom was happy then asked him, "Can I have some of your burrito?" He said, "Yeah." I said, "Whatever."

    A few minutes later, my mom told me to cut the lawn. I said, "Why do I have to do it? That's what he's there for." My mom said, "He's going to do the burrito for me." Then I said, "Okay." I finished cutting the lawn and went in the house. I see my mom giving the landscaper a blow job. I said to my mom, "What are you doing?" My mom said, "What does it look like? I'm having my burrito." The landscaper told me that I missed a spot while cutting the lawn.

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    • Family memes

    Orphan

    • It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”

    Orphan

    • Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

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    • Kid

    • Adopted kid:

    Hey, Alex, what are you doing?

    Alex:

    Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."

    Adopted kid:

    OK, dad Alex.

    Alex:

    Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!

    Adopted kid:

    I’m so glad I have a mom.

    Orphan

    • If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.