Family jokes
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?