Family jokes
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Your mum has balls.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Memes
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.