Family jokes

My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

Mum: Why are roses red?

Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.

Mum: I made you.

Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?

Because it can't find the home button.

All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids need to be shot.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?

Because there is no one to teach them.

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Your mom's hot.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...