Family jokes
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Your mom's hot.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.