Family jokes
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I want to be loved.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”