Family jokes
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Dear Orphans,
I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Your mum has balls.
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Every woman will die in five seconds.
Mother: Dies.
Sister: Dies.
Girlfriend: Lives.
You: 🤬
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.