Family jokes
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home! 😂🤣
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
I saw a kid crying today. I asked him where his parents were.
I love working at an orphanage.