Family jokes
Your mum gay, lol.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
We all know what rapper she’s talking about…
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.