Family jokes
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Memes
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
What’s a orphan's fav movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.