Family jokes

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?

A: "Oops, I got your nose!"

What did the orphan say to its parents?

"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"

They people: "No."

The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?

I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.

Man, I love working in the orphanage.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

Mom: Please eat, baby!

Baby: No!

Mom: Here comes the airplane!

Son: What's for dinner tonight?

Mom: Steak!

Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?

Mom: HUNGER!

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.

Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

Why can't orphans be robbers?

Because they're not wanted.