"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Family Jokes
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Your mother.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
