Family

Family jokes

Sister

    • As a brother, I have to report my sister has a few new symptoms that are going around, and those symptoms are that she has big titties, a sweet pussy, and a great personality.

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    • Toy

    • My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

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    Dishwasher

    • Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

    I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

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    • Penis

    • A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."

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    • Sister

    • I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.

    The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.

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    • Yo mama

    • I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

    Blonde

    • How does a blonde punish her blind son? She takes away his TV privileges.

    How does a blonde punish her deaf son? She takes away his telephone privileges.

    How does a blonde punish her paraplegic son? She gives him a spanking.

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    • Virgin

    • Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

    Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

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    • Uncle

    • This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

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