Family jokes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Memes
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.