Family jokes
Where do orphans shop? Home Depot.
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Suck your mom. ☺️
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.