Family jokes
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Yesterday I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home.
Your mother.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Memes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"