Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Family Jokes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Stevie Wonder is a terrible father.
He never sees his kids.
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
