Family jokes
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.