When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Family Jokes
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Imagine not having a dad.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
