Family jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Memes
Would be funny but I’d rather not get beat to death.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.