When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
Family Jokes
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
