Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Family Jokes
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
