Family jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Memes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Imagine not having a dad.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.