Family jokes
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Memes
me every time with something
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?
They don't have home games.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
HIIIIIIIIIII
I LOVE ORPHANS!