Family jokes
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Your mother.
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.