Family jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
So relatable Tbh.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.