Family jokes

Why do orphans love role-plays?

Because they can call someone "daddy."

Why did the son go to the store?

To find his dad.

I saw my sister sucking a big toe.

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.

Why do orphans go to church?

Because they have someone to call "Father."

What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.

What are they gonna tell their parents?

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.

Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Why does an orphan go to church?

So it has someone to call father.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.

What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?

The apples got picked!

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.