Family

Family jokes

Santa

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Memes

Orphan

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Sister

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans love McDonald's?

Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."

Orphan

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

Father

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

Orphan

What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?

POORphan