Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Family Jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My wife left me and took the kids.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
My gun is like my house, used to be full, now it's empty.
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
I made a website for orphans, but there's no homepage.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
