Family jokes
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
Bully: Your mom hates you.
Orphan: I don't have parents ;)
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Memes
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
My wife left me and took the kids.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan