Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Family Jokes
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
His gay ass dad.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
