Family jokes
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave for the milk.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Kylin fucks his sister.