Family jokes
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Yo mama is so fat that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Memes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
I am an orphan...
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.