Family jokes
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Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
lol
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...