Family jokes
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?