Family jokes
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Yo momma so fat, her four kids use her as a bed and her fat rolls as cozy blankets.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no homepage.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.