Family jokes
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
Why can orphans only watch G-rated movies?
Because they have no parental guidance.
Memes
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*