Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
Family Jokes
Your mama's so young your dad went to jail.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
