Family jokes
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
You look too old to be living with your grandma.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."