Family jokes
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Memes
Brutha was caught lacking
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.