Family jokes
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home was.
What is an orphan's dream?
To get on top of the wanted list! 🤣
Memes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I named my cousin's parrot Michell, and then I started to call Mikey "Mikey", right? I'm starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say "Mikey Mikey" and he says "mekiy meiky" 😆
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!