Family jokes
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
My son's into astromancy asked me how do stars die, so I told him, "Usually on overdose, son."
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.