Family jokes
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO