Family jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Memes
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.