Family jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.