Family jokes
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.