Family jokes
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Memes
Your mom after your dad left and never came back with the milk
When someone said to an orphan, "My boyfriend ghosted me," the orphan says back, "Don't worry, my parents ghosted me!" 🤣
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
Mom, shut up. Me? I don't shut up, I grow up. When I look at you, I throw up.
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
Little Johnny is my son, and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a Burger King Whopper to Moscow, then take revenge for little Johnny!
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a home page!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.