Family jokes
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Memes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
I saw a kid wearing tatty rags on a curb, so I asked, "Are you an orphan?"
"Yes," he replied. "What gave me away?" He asked, "Your parents," I said.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"