Family jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
There is going to be a wild party at the orphanage, the parents aren't home.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."