He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
Family Jokes
If you play games, go play on your sister.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
Sister: Hey sis, how are you today?
Me: Oh, good, you?
Sister: Good, 'cause I heard you finally got a good living life.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
