Family jokes

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

What do you do when you're bored?

I beat up orphans.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?

What did the orphan say to his father?

Nothing, he doesn't have one.

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.