Family jokes

Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."

Tyler: "Why?"

Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

What's an orphan's most hated show?

The Fosters.

What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?

They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Why do orphans play GTA?

To be wanted.

Why do orphanages give out free phones?

So you can press the home button.

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.

What did the orphan say to his father?

Nothing, he doesn't have one.

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?