Family jokes
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.