Family jokes
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Orphan: Am going to see my mom in the kitchen because they are always in there.
Orphan: Realizes.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.