Family jokes

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

What's an orphan's most hated show?

The Fosters.

What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Like this if you have ever had a family member die.

What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.

Imagine not having parents. Lol.

Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."

I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.

I will never forget my mother and father's last words.

"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"

I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"

Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.

PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

What did the orphan say to his father?

Nothing, he doesn't have one.

How can you tell if your sister is on her period?

Your father's dick tastes funny.

Hey guys, it's Hailey here.

I'ma start off with henlo ;-;

I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.

So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.

Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.

I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.

Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;

So in prep class, the students were asked to write a letter to their grandparents for Grandparents Day.

Little Johnny's friend, Little Sally, wrote things like, "Thank you," and, "You are so nice!" And Little Johnny goes, "What are you doing? You got it wrong!" So Sally says, "What do you mean? It's a letter." Little Johnny says, "Why did you do it like that? Just write a letter from the alphabet like the teacher said!" Then he says, "I wrote a J to remind them of me!"

A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"

He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"