Family jokes
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What's an orphan's most hated show?
The Fosters.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
So I got my son a trampoline for Christmas this year, and he was so ungrateful, like he just sat there crying in his wheelchair. What has this world come to?
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Your mom's so fat, the photo from last Christmas is still printing!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Sans: Pap, your spaghetti is bonearific.
PaprUs: Sans, no. Aw, your funny bone is not working; come on, that one was a rib tickler.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.