What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
The mailman came to drop the mail off.
Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.
Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."
Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.