Family

Family Jokes

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

The mailman came to drop the mail off.

Me (son): I went and told my mommy that daddy is home.

Mommy tells me, "You got no daddy."

Then I say, "I hear you always call the mailman daddy."

I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"