Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Family Jokes
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
My sister 🤣😂
We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.
