Family jokes
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
Oh . . .
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Continue.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.