Family

Family jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Brother

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Orphan

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

Memes

Orphanage

I saw a little kid crying. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. I got fired from the orphanage.

Titanic

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Orphan

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

Mom

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Orphan

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Atm

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Lie

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

Butt

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

Orphan

We should stop.

Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?

The boomerang!

Sister

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

Advice

Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.