Family jokes
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Memes
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
She responds: “See that man over there with no arms? Tell him to clap.”
The kid replies: “But, Mom, I’m blind!”
Mom: “Exactly.”
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
Fosters.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!