Family jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the orphan become a criminal?
Because he wanted to actually be wanted.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
Why do orphans hate mitosis cells?
They have parents.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.