Family jokes
Grandma: You guy's generation is on too much technology.
Kid: Well, you're the ones that raised us.
Other family members: ...
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”