Family jokes

I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have their parent's email.

Why do orphans love boomerangs?

They always come back.

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

My sister 🤣😂

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?

Raisin kids!

Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.