Family jokes
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
Memes
This is so true
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Q. What's the best part of living in Alabama?
A. Not having to change your last name when you get married.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button!