New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Family Jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
My dad may be working, but the coping mechanisms sure aren't!
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer...
I don't know, I don't have one.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
