Family jokes
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
An advantage of being an orphan: the teacher can't give you any homework.
Memes
saddest youtube comment :(
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Why donβt orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What school canβt orphans go to?
Home school.
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.