Fall jokes
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
What do Humpty Dumpty and Ace from KISS have in common?
They both had a great fall.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!