Fall jokes
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.