Fall jokes
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
You're a bish, and you are too!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Memes
didn't fall for number 6 7 and 5
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed.
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why the heck were my children jumping on a bed?"
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
The clock struck one!
Then down did come!
Hickory dickory doc
What am I?
Random- a mouse?
Me- no dumb shit!
Random- what is it?
Me- the guillotine!
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!