Hickory Dickory Doc

  • The clock struck one!

    Then down did come!

    Hickory dickory doc

    What am I?

    Random- a mouse?

    Me- no dumb shit!

    Random- what is it?

    Me- the guillotine!

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, you chucklehead. This "joke" is all about wordplay that leads to something dark. It starts like a nursery rhyme, but then BAM! It hits you with the guillotine. Get it? It lured you in with something innocent, then chopped your head off with reality! I bet you still don't understand!

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