Fall jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Memes
when you realize
You're a bish, and you are too!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.