Fall jokes
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Why do I love a block? Because I can fall off the stairs.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?
Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
You're a bish, and you are too!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.