Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
Why did the man fall into a well ? He couldn’t see that well
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
Why did the boy drop his ice cream
He got hit by a bus
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
fall
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
Why is it bad is to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan🫥
