Fall jokes
Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left? 499.
What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.
What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.
The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he's stuck in the fridge.
Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.
Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
I fell down yesterday.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?
I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.