Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
I just went on a date with a woman in a wheelchair
I stood her up, which made her fall for me. At first it was a drag, but now we’re rolling
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Thanos snapped.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
What do you call a skunk 🦨 falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Why did sally fall off the swing ?
Because someone booted her in the face 🤣🤣
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
