Fall jokes
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.