Fall jokes
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.