Why did the car fall asleep Because he was too tyred
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter
Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.
whats the one thing me and the new years ball have in common
its not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this new years
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn't stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria falls!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
