Fall jokes
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
Trump and two of his friends are stranded on an island with no internet connection and no way of getting home. As they frantically run around the island trying to get a signal so Trump can call his private helicopter to come and pick them up, Trump’s wig falls off and lands on a magical lamp, from which suddenly appears a genie. As Trump replaces his wig, the genie announces that he will grant each man one wish for freeing him.
The men stop to confer. The first one says he will wish for a plane to rescue him, the second wishes for a boat to rescue him and they tell Trump to wish for a helicopter to rescue him. Trump, being Trump, nods and says yes, but he wasn’t really listening. Then they approach the genie. The first one of Trump’s friends wishes for a plane to rescue him, as agreed. The second one of Trump’s friends wishes for a boat to rescue him, as agreed. Then Trump is left all alone, but instead of wishing for a helicopter to rescue him, as agreed, he says, “Aww, I’m lonely now. I wish both my friends were here with me!”
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
How could the German people fall for Hitler and the Nazis?
There were an awful lot of red flags!
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.