Fall jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Memes
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.