Fall jokes

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?

He fell for her.

What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"

When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.

American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!

British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎

Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.

Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Not Stephanie!

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she was hit by a bus.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"

Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.

A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.

There were these three men; their names were Shit, Shut up, and Manners. One day, they were riding in their car, and Shit fell out, so Manners went out to pick Shit up, and Shut up went to the police station.

When he got there, the police officer said, "What's your name, son?" and Shut up said, "Shut up." The officer replies with, "Ummm...excuse me?!" and Shut up said, "Shut up!" and the officer said, "Boy, where are your manners?" and Shut up said, "Round the corner picking up Shit!"