Fall jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.