Fall jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
When I was going downstairs, Sum Ting Wong fell, and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she was hit by a bus.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says, "I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?"
Man, "Sorry, I thought it was the start of Eastenders!"
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.