Fall jokes
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Memes
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not lil Susie.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.