If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
why fall harry out the boat because hes hooked!
Why Did Sarah Fall Off A Skyscraper?
Because She Made Her Dad Mad.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he's drinking a magical drink. He asks "What's so magical about it?" the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.
The bartender shakes his head, and says.
"Y'know, you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman.
Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
