Fall jokes
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.