What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by bus
Why did sally fall of the swing-someone chucked a brick at her. Why did sally through a clock out the window-she had brain damage from the brick.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did they would always be falling asleep.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦♂️
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long You wait to smash, for me and my girlfriend it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
I love fire. My friends love it too. When i set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why did the man fall into a well ? He couldn’t see that well
