Fall jokes
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
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Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.