I love my family
I hope youi have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers? because they never fall down.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line
Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out
What do you call a train fall of gum. A chew chew train
trust falling with a bridge is more trust worthy than me
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock ~who’s there~ Not Sally
why did james fall off the swing? he had no arms
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt? It becomes a chestnut.
a: why did sally fall of the swing? b: why? a: cause she has no arms. knock knock b: whos there? a: not sally. joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. he dropped his ice cream. why? b: i dont know, why? a: cause sally was driving the car.
When Stephen Hawkings falls I'll who does he call the ambulance or the technision
why dd the stick fall because he is a stick man
weirdo: im too high too die! me: youll just fall harder
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
