Fall jokes
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Memes
Low quality
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
...
Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.
The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh at the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.