Fall jokes
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.
Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.