Fall jokes
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because there's too many jokes about Sally.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?
Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"