Fall jokes

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A nun falling down the stairs.

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because there's too many jokes about Sally.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.

Baa- Dum- Tsss!

Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?

Because he fell off his wheelchair.

L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.

Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!

Why did the wall fall over?

A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.

The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

"Why is my name Rose?"

"A rose fell on your head when you were born."

"Why is my name Daisy?"

"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."

"Bedrock is better than Java!"

"Oh, hi Brick!"

So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.

Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?

The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.

What brakes but never falls, and what falls but never brakes?

Answer: Night falls and dawn brakes.

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.

"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"

"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."

"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.