witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
he slips he fall he dislocat's hes balls
You know stairs right the dark my there is something I know that if you fall down the stairs your balls will be crushed
Why do orphans die young? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Ur forehead is so big that when u put glasses on top of ur head it falls off
Who can jump the highest? Emos some of them are still falling.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
Q.How do you know when when someone is an opposition leader to Putin? A. When they are falling from their balcony.
Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
Interviewer: what are your strengths? Interviewee: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: and your weaknesses? Interviewee: those beautiful green eyes of yours...
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down street, when all of a sudden Paddy falls down a manhole, Murphy shouts down "Paddy is it dark down there". Paddy shouts up "dunno Murphy I crnt see a fecking thing"
What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Johnny is very attached to his parents, he asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks "whats that?"The mother replies "that's my garage" he looks up and asks what are those? The mother responds "those are my headlights." He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down "daddy whats that?" The dad replies "that's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tell his mother and she says "you can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed he gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving he looks under the covers to investigate and see's them going at it he then yells "mommy turn on you're headlights daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*
