Fall jokes
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Memes
when you realize
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”