Fall jokes

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

How does an apple fall from a tree?

I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A nun falling down the stairs.

Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

I fell down yesterday.

My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words. "Shit, the ladder is falling!"

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.

What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?

A pool table.

The twins are falling down.

What goes up must come down, apart from Mr. Vyse.

Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.

When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.

When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.

Down will come dummy, cradle and all.

I fell from the stairs the other day. It really "got me down."

Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?

Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.