Fall jokes
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose.
Hey, give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded!
Oh no, not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys, I just lost my finger a day ago! This is Tony, later on.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Memes
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
Chuck Norris once went to hell.
After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.