What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red.. me falling from a 20 story building
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House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
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jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
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If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
When a guy falls it hurts them there when a women falls it hurts more.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
So this one time i saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and i helped her up and she said ''Thank you '' and i said your welcome. The next day i saw her legs and someone said '' I would not do that'' and i said '' Whatever'' i tapped sally and the top halve fell I said ''WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY. And someone said she went in a mine field.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
2019 Senior Prank- Hey fellas lets black out the school haha were so sneaky oh yes
2020 Senior Prank- Hey guys I’m a tech whiz let’s spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha it’s be so funny and good even the whole world might fall for it
Everyone in December 2020- looks at tech whiz “...you son of a (censored)!!!” Tech whiz- “you guys are the (censored)s I mean you fell for it for a whole year
Did yo uhear about Hellen Keller falling down the well? She screamed her little fingers off
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
When you say, "I'm high!".
But then you fall off.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't
Q:What's black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
