Fall jokes
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.