Fall jokes

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

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Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.

There’s no hope.