Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her and he says what’s that mama she says that’s just and old bear he says he’s a mean bear she says why’s that he says he’s got blood in on eye and shit in the other
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
What's an emos favourite time of year? Fall
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
Tried making 911 jokes but none it kept falling apart
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone
witch falls faster feather or an emo
Feather because the emo are always hanging in
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
he slips he fall he dislocat's hes balls
