Fall jokes

Little Mickel was on a tree.

He fell down and hurt his knee.

He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.

Interviewer: What are your strengths?

Interviewee: I fall in love easily.

Interviewer: And your weaknesses?

Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...

Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.

Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.

Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.

Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?

A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

I don't really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say "press," but if you press those badges, they just fall over, all surprised.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

What's an emo's favorite time of year?

Fall.