Fall jokes
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None, he fell.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
POV: me laughing at my friend or cousin when they fall flat or trip on something
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
What's the difference between Jane Doe and a field?
A field gets harvested in the fall, while Jane Doe gets plowed.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
You're so skinny that you fall.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
Did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree? The leaf won. The rope stopped the emo.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"