Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
