Fall jokes
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.