Fall jokes
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Rock-a-bye dummy, in the tree top.
When the wind blows, the cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall.
Down will come dummy, cradle and all.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"