Fall jokes
Little Mickel was on a tree.
He fell down and hurt his knee.
He sat down and started to cry, and from there, he would never lie.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Three men walk into heaven at the same time. They all live in the same city. God asks the first man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I have a heart condition, and I've been suspecting my wife of cheating for some time. Anyway, I get home from work and I see my wife on the bed and a man hanging off the balcony. I get so mad and stomp on the guy's fingers! He falls into a bush, so I throw a refrigerator on him." God asks the next man, "How did you die?" The man says, "I was cleaning the windows, and then this crazy man starts stomping on my fingers! Luckily, I fall safely in a bush! But then a refrigerator falls on me!" God asks the third man, and he says, "I was the one in the fridge!"
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.
Hollow Knight Meme
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!