Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did sally fall out the window? She was pushed

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her

When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened

me: what did the twin say to the other twin

friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you

When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off

what hit the ground first in 9/11 the people

What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH

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A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

Why did Stephanie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Not Stephanie

Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

A fly is 6 inches above water and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly then a bear garbs the fish and eats it, then a hunter shot the bear and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it then a cat runs down to get the mouse trips and falls into the water and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.