Fall jokes

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Why did the actor fall through the floor?

He was just going through a stage!

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?

Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.

What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?

If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

My grandfather died at Auschwitz.

Poor fella fell off the guard tower.

Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.

Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"

Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."

Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"

Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"

Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."

Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣

What did the 1.8 nanosecond old baby get for his birthday?

Nailed to a puppy falling on a buzz saw being crushed in a hydraulic press while being set on fire.

Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.

Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.