Fall jokes
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The twins are falling down.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why did the actor fall through the floor?
He was just going through a stage!
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Joe mama so fat when she got sturdy, she tripped on her shoelaces, fell on her face, and fell down 2 floors.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.