Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl
He fell for her
me: what did the twin say to the other twin
friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you
When i was going downstairs Sum Ting Wong fell and doctors say Sum Ting Wong happened
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
