Fall

Fall jokes

Washing Machine

A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.

The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.

After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.

Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"

Boy

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Feather

Which one fell first?

The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.

Memes

Floor

I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3

Jesus

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?

Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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  • Hunter

    Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.

    Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”

    Plane

    A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.

    Wheelchair

    A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.

    Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*

    Friend: Are you okay?

    Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!

    Bear

    Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."

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  • Leaf

    Why do leaves change color in the fall?

    Because they want to leaf their old color.

    Subway

    Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!

    Kid

    When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

    Life

    Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.