Fall jokes

People are like trees...

They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?

Because Paul Walker crashed into it.

Guy: Why can't Jesus have M&M's?

Priest: Why?

Guy: Because they'll fall through the hole in his hands.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice? Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.

The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.

Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

A: She got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?

One falls, while the other hangs.

"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?

An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.

The twins are falling down.

Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.