Fall jokes
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
What is fall?
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.