I love my family
why did Bob fall because gravity was mad at him.
Why did the accountant fell.pff his bicycle? Because he lost his balance
What did the cat say when he fell off the table? * MEOM!
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
How did they Lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They Just Fell just like how it did in jenga.
( idc if its a bad joke ok )
Why dod the weel fall?
BECAUSE THERE WAS TO MANY FAT PEOPLE ON IT.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Sarah.
what was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
their ankles.
lololol get it they fell from like 100 feet
What is fall
Did you fall from heaven because so did satan
Me: want to play 911
My little brother: what’s that
Me: It’s where i kick your legs and you fall
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense
Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.
I fell down yesterday
The ice cream man tried to murder me today.
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.