Fall jokes
You're so skinny that you fall.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Memes
I be ready like come on mfs
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.