11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
A man sees a woman. He falls in love with her. Little did he know she had AIDS.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
Dad: "Honey, I'll be right back. I need to get some papers."
Me: "Okay." *Falls asleep.*
*Wakes up in an adoption center.*
Damn, it was those kind of papers.
why did sally fall off the swing?..........because she got shot .............dumb bitch
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
