Fall jokes
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Q: Two skeletons walk into a bar. What happens?
A: They fall.
(They walked into a BAR, as in a rod or whatnot.)
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
You're so skinny that you fall.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.