Fall jokes
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
I love my family.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
You're so skinny that you fall.
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.