Fall jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
You're so skinny that you fall.
Memes
I be ready like come on mfs
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.