Fall jokes
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
You're so skinny that you fall.
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.