Fall jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
You're so skinny that you fall.
When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.
Memes
I be ready like come on mfs
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Man, I didn't know they put Humpty Dumpty back together!
Where do dogs go when their tails fall off?
To the retail store.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Damn, that beat dropped harder than my grandma falling down the stairs.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁