Fall jokes
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Memes
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
Fall
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.