Fall Jokes

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."

"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all

Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"

Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*

Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.

what do you call a cow that fell?

Ground beef.

Why do people want to jump off buildings?

Because they want to become Superman.

There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?

What kind of animal falls from the sky?

Answer: A raindeer.

Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

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