Why did sally fall dead?
BECAUSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF A TOWER AND FELL BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS. HAHAHAHHAHA
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
Sally fell off the swing. Sally has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
I saw a sign that said “Falling Rocks.” I tried it and it doesn’t.
why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge
Chuck Norris once went to hell. After that the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean! British: At least our towers didn’t fall😎
jack and jill went up the hill jack fell down his *ss was bound, and jill continued up the hill jack came back and beat jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
Why does a leave fall faster than an Emo? The Emo hangs himself
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven you’re adopted Haley say like me more than you
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers ... ...
Their knees *Ba dum tss*
