Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
Why Did Sarah Fall Off A Skyscraper?
Because She Made Her Dad Mad.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Your hairline is so big the Niagara Falls said “oh looks like we’ve got some competition
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Why did annie fall from the swing
Because she had no hands
Knock knock “Who’s there” Not annie
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
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What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
