Fall jokes
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Memes
Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
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