Fall

Fall jokes

Nursery Rhyme

"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."

"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all

Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock

when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"

Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?

Fire

I love fire. My friends love it too. When I set them on fire, they run around and scream. They sometimes get so tired they immediately fall asleep forever. Also, they need a shower.

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  • Golfer

    What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

    A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*

    Emo kid

    Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

    Memes

    Well

    Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.

    Man

    There was once a man from Peru. Who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of Venus, He played with his penis, And awoke with a hand full of goo.

    Superman

    Why do people want to jump off buildings?

    Because they want to become Superman.

    Emo

    What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

    The apple... the emo just hangs there.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?

    They thought their parents would catch them.

    Blonde

    If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?

    The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!

    Emo

    What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

    An emo.

    Apple

    If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

    The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.