Fall jokes
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Joe mama so fat, she fell on both sides of the bed.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
Why did Sarah fall off a skyscraper?
Because she made her dad mad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a Viagra.
Jill was drunk, fell to her knee, Jack had his chance, did Jill till 3.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!