Q: why did Sally drop her ice cream? A: she go hit by a bus.
The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
What does a french guy say when he falls off? Oh no, eiffel!
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Teacher: hi class today we wll learn about the song, London Bridge is falling down falling down, then one student said I thought it was "twin towers are falling down falling down"!
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floor board don't worry he was just going through a stage
What Did The Fat Guy Say when He Fell off the Ladder? Catch Me!
The twins are falling down
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
🎶Rock a bye baby on the tree Top, when the wind blows the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, not moving a muscle not making a sound.🎶
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week he swears by it, but he’s in denial
You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.
What will fall faster an emo or an apple? An apple because the emo would get caught on the rope
why did the orphan fall of the mountain? because his parents let go.