Fall

Fall jokes

Felon

I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.

Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.

...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.

Garage

Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."

He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*

Bus

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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    Dad

    I will always remember my dad's last words....

    "15 dollars and I'll jump."

    Brain Damage

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

    Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

    Suicide

    I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

    Suicide

    what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

    Niagra falls

    Boat

    Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

    Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

    Comedian

    I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

    I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

    People

    Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

    Wife

    My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

    One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

    Shepherd

    Why do shepherds never learn to count?

    Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

    Girlfriend

    You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

    Orphan

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

    Bunch

    What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?

    Chocolate drops.

    Donald Trump

    Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

    He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!