Fall jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.

What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in seconds.

Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."

He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

I will always remember my dad's last words....

"15 dollars and I'll jump."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?

He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.

I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.