Fall Jokes

When i saw a kid with fall with no legs i said. Just walk it off

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first?The leaf because the rope stopped the emo

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

If there was a girl and a boy in the boy fell what did the boy do to the girl

He fell for her

me: what did the twin say to the other twin

friend: I don ́t know me: I ́ll fall with you

What does a stick say when it falls down- Wood you help me up

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

Why did the orange fall off the tree? Cause he went out on a limb

A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,"Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a bus.

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter it was pretty grate.

A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd

Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.

what goes up must come down apart from mr vyse

Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys

Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]

I can’t take credit for this joke it’s not mine. Remember that time joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault he blamed the tires for being too inflated

I was doing a race and I started after everyone cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, because I can't go straight, if i'm gay...