Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
There was once a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe While dreaming of Venus He played with his penis And awoke with a hand full of goo
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!?
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
Why did the boy drop his ice cream
He got hit by a bus
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome
Why is it bad is to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan🫥
I seen an orphan fall in the streets crying so i ran up to him and said "Are you okay where are your parent"
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
fall
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ”
St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well... there was this one time... that I kinda sorta... touched one with the tip of my pinky finger...” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so.
St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well.... There was this one time... that I held one for a moment...” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so.
Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!”
