Existence jokes
Your life, that's all.
You know when people say a joke about living?
That's because we are all living a joke.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What's the cruelest joke?
Life.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Isn't it ironic that the actually nice people tend to be suicidal?
Think about it: suicide exists to make sure bad people bother each other instead.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.
My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
It said to submit a joke, and that's what my mom did when I was born.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
what is less than 0?
my will to live.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.