Existence jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
You are like my girlfriend: imaginary and non-existent.
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Why the "hell" is this here?
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
I laughed at my life so hard.
I'm alive, baby!
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."