Existence jokes

Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.

Why is the elephant headed God the true God?

Because he doesn't exist!

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.

What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Why the "hell" is this here?

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

I laughed at my life so hard.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.

Why is death taken so lightly?

Because anyone can take it.

Not a joke?

More like not an existing organism in life.