Existence jokes
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
Everything.
Apex Legends: exists.
Titanfall fandom: (Literally on fire and at war with itself) "Everything is fine."
Memes
My social life.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Your own life, hah!
I exist.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
Your life, ahhahaha!
My live.
My entire existence.
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god.
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because anyone can take it.
Not a joke?
More like not an existing organism in life.
I laughed at my life so hard.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.