Existence jokes

My day started out great until I woke up.

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

Q: Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him?

A: He doesn’t exist, you childish sh**!

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

What's the similarity between a broken pencil and my life?

They're both pointless.

People say that life is short.

I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?