Existence jokes
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
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I’m rather relaxed about death.
From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
If the noose breaks, stab yourself!
If the knife is dull, shoot yourself!
If the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.
Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.
Your life. That's all.
Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.
Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.
Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.
Conclusion: Therefore he exists.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.