Existence jokes

Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.

Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.

Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.

Hi, are you even my sister?

Yes, I am.

No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.

Sleep and death are alike; it's just with death you don't wake up.

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

Brits don't exist. Mummies can't have kids.

Your life. That's all.

There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.

Why don't you have a life?

Because you're ugly.

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Premise 1: IF God exists, he exists.

Premise 2: If God exists, he exists.

Premise 3: IF God exists, he definitely exists.

Conclusion: Therefore he exists.

You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.

My life.

Me and my life.

I'm life.

Want to hear a joke?

My life. Get it?

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri".

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.